I think my daughters deserve to have this shared with the world, so they can be humiliated with it in front of boyfriends in the future. Fran and Maddy have just informed me they went for a poo on the same toilet at the same time… Brought up or dragged up?

…is verifiably on its last legs. Doc says one more lot of this and i go straight back on the “whip ’em out” list :~/ Either than or i can self-medicate by maintaining a perpetual pregnancy. *Max faints* he’s given me a prescription of antibiotics but the strong stuff is off limits due to the […]

… you wake up, needing a wee, but feelnig too rotten to get out of bed and you find yourself thinking “Is it a paypal wee or a nochex wee because if its nochex i can download it tomorrow…” Ho hum.

Well, the week is improving but i’ve got killer lurgy. I feel terrible, nearly as bad as with the terrible tonsils except i really don’t know what is up. Gungy throat yes, but not actually sore but achy, shivery, gruesomely horrid. I keep kneading my boobs feverishly trying to decide if i’ve got mastitis, but […]

Josie has a spot on her chin…hmmmmm….

The clouds seem to have lifted rather, not sure why although i think i’m less hormone-y. Strange though, i’m now really poorly, with some indefinable glands up, achy, shivery/gungy throat rubbish that’s gone on since saturday. Even leaving aside the Implanon/tonsilitis malarky of the other year, this is now the 3rd time recently i’ve been […]

I need to add some films i want to see to my Amazon rental list. I watched The Last Samurai last night, i’ve watched Troy, Master and Commander and Cold mountain since i started it. Quite liked The Last Samurai, a touch over dramatic and self indulgent at times but good to look at anyway. […]

Its okay, she’s still here. Only just, but still here. Dunno what was up with her last night but she narrowly avoided being battered, i’m not sure i’ve ever got so angry with her. Normally her sleeplessness is itch related; well you just can’t get angry at that but last night it was a “where […]

So – camping in the top field only? People still going? That is going to be unbearably hard, my lot will miss not being up against the playground terribly.

Oh just hold me back. I’ve got to stop reading that list. Endless rants about women who dare to have sections, then someone asks for help to avoid one and guess what? Silence. Please let me remember how this feels when i’m a midwife… I think i’m teetering on the slightly depressed just at the […]