…this years “Team MudPud,” your entertainment squad for the coming year.
In no particular order…. 😉
Pelvic floor exercises and contraceptive implants can be found in our discreet “Womens’ Arena” with optional counseling available on the “to shave or not to shave” question that keeps us all up at night…
The highlight of mid-week is the opportunity to gather together to share ideas on “plan and manage the financial aspects of an event (with Pure Maths included as optional (chargeable) extra)”
This year, newly recovered from significant burns to the feet (welcome back hun…) “Alternative Textiles in a Recreational Environment” will be run, on crutches, in the ‘Happily Hairy Tent’. (Hairdressing also available, subject to industrial comb availability.)
As ever, first aid for this event will be provided free of charge and with our blessing 😉
TBA – we look forward to introducing special guest star, ‘1920’s nurse in kinky costume’ at this years Opening Ceremony.
A fully integrated “Purchase a quality used car for your Computer Sprite Online” marquee will operated all week, between the hours of 9.30am to 2.45pm. Yummy lunch provided for all returning customers.
NB: Any resemblence to persons living or dead (or even slightly queasy) is purely co-incidental. We’ve got no money, so there is no point in suing us. (On the other hand, if you feel a token payment of 57p a month is worth your while, Nic says go for it and join the queue.)