…this years “Team MudPud,” your entertainment squad for the coming year.
In no particular order…. 😉
Your hostess with the most-est… Mrs MudPud and her Money Leeching Emporium.. pedler of plastics and other addictive substances…
…ably assisted by Nic, list maker extraordinaire, usurper of titles and buxom wench of the bawdiest nature., This year Nic with be running Frugality Workshops and knit your own homestead circle time.
There will also be life coaching and decluttering events….
Pelvic floor exercises and contraceptive implants can be found in our discreet “Womens’ Arena” with optional counseling available on the “to shave or not to shave” question that keeps us all up at night…
The highlight of mid-week is the opportunity to gather together to share ideas on “plan and manage the financial aspects of an event (with Pure Maths included as optional (chargeable) extra)”
Hints and tips on blending into the background in a Vegan Communal Society is planned for Wednesday.
This year, newly recovered from significant burns to the feet (welcome back hun…) “Alternative Textiles in a Recreational Environment” will be run, on crutches, in the ‘Happily Hairy Tent’. (Hairdressing also available, subject to industrial comb availability.)
As ever, first aid for this event will be provided free of charge and with our blessing 😉
TBA – we look forward to introducing special guest star, ‘1920’s nurse in kinky costume’ at this years Opening Ceremony.
The ever popular “Accessorizing the Everyday Household Chore” event makes a popular return (come early for maximum satisfaction).
A fully integrated “Purchase a quality used car for your Computer Sprite Online” marquee will operated all week, between the hours of 9.30am to 2.45pm. Yummy lunch provided for all returning customers.
This Year closes with the “Pack your Life Change in a Tea Chest” wind down session… bring your bubblewrap… it’s going to be messy. Regional subtitles can be provided on request.
NB: Any resemblence to persons living or dead (or even slightly queasy) is purely co-incidental. We’ve got no money, so there is no point in suing us. (On the other hand, if you feel a token payment of 57p a month is worth your while, Nic says go for it and join the queue.)
What can I say – pure class 🙂
Quality!
Do we get to keep them?
LOL 🙂
No, i’m keeping them – and if anyone offends me, i shall be moving them to the back row 😉
Oh, go for it and stick pins in them if people offend you!
I think Kirsty and Chris are my favourites.
Simply fantastic!
They are fab, how on earth did you find time to make them, they must have taken ages!
Um… well, i can’t say the children required a great deal of our time tbh 😆
Sarah’s hair’s a lot longer than that now, that one needs updating. And I was thinking that you needed a photographer, but then I decided that one already had the pins stuck in it 😉
No pins, but both of us were too scared to try and do him 😆
BTW, i hope you realise that Nic virtually left the building with the words “Alison liked MY models the most, so there” – not that she’s competitive at all. 🙄 😆
Oh and i had trouble with lighting, but i will retake them when they are varnished as it seems to work better then.
lol, it was more of a na, na, na, nanaaaa than a so there IIRC!
fab! you are SO talented!!!
Yeah, but i’m trying to cause trouble 😉
I was goning to add “i wouldn’t know about Sarah’s hair, i’m never there when you all get together!” but i thought that might be too needy ;)So i didn’t.
Ooops. 😆
You’ve seen her pretty recently you needy idiot 🙂
The one of Kirsty amused me greatly, I didn’t say it was *good* 😉 I was mostly glad that the one of me was wearing contacts, not glasses! And I liked my cute shoes 🙂
She worked very hard on those; the first version of you looked like Wendolene and fell over so often we had to stand you in a toilet roll and stick a cocktail stick up your bum. Takes all sorts of course, but neither of us felt very comfortable about doing it.
There was something to be said about the inherent behaviour of the models actually, like they assumed characteristics that quite alarmed us. Nic fell over a lot, obviously, my initial version required therapy in order to assume an upright position and the less said about Ros the better! 😉
Mind you, i was even more amused by the fact that a lot of Nic’s efforts were legless within about half an hour of reaching maturity!
So following that up – can you guess who did which ones?
I’m guessing that yours are the ones with the bigger heads and the big noses, and Merry’s are the ones with the smaller heads and the neat little button noses.
So basically alternating between each of yours on the way down through that post – but I have no idea about Jonathan!
bang on Alison 🙂 I think the ones I did would all be utterly at home in the next Aardman production whereas Merry’s are far more refined and in the style of the fairies she is rather excellent at making 🙂
I did Jonathan, i was rather proud of him 🙂
He was without a doubt the most inspired 🙂
‘I did Jonathan’
Not for a public blog really is it?
Grin. Well, figuratively speaking anyway. Not that i should have replied, given i’m not speaking to you. Surely you know better than to let your team beat West Ham????!!!!!
think sarah should have been wearing that stunning halloween witch costume really
agh – I can’t see them all!!! Can’t see me anyway 🙁 the ones I did see were fab though!
surely you can????? hm…
was just the rubbish computer I was using – can see them today! Love it!