| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Merryitis |
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| Cause: | sexually transmitted |
| Symptoms: | groin swelling, mild brittle bones, listlessness |
| Cure: | sleep |
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| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Merryitis |
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| Cause: | sexually transmitted |
| Symptoms: | groin swelling, mild brittle bones, listlessness |
| Cure: | sleep |
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withHelen’s LurgyCause:a blow to the headSymptoms:bleeding gums, occasional loss of dress sense, dry eyesCure:infect someone elseEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Apparently I have been consumming too much human flesh and thats why I have a large horn growing from my forehead and I obviously need to eat more cheese to cure this!
I thought mine sounded a bit like being pregnant!