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How not to start your day.

May 10, 2007 by

Max is having what is, i believe, commonly referred to as a “knobs on table” type of a week at work; so far, he has come home every evening with us still requiring a reliable form of birth control, but i think it has been a close shave a few times.

Apparently i was coughing a lot in the early hours of this morning (mainly because my tonsils had finally given birth to the two aliens lodging in them i think) and Amelie was sprawled across our bed, so Max decided to go and sleep in her bed for what remained of the night.

He went upstairs… and stood in a poo.

Parenthood huh? Shouldn’t laugh…. 😉

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Comments

  1. Milk Monster's Mum says

    May 10, 2007 at 6:13 pm

    Oh, that gave me a much needed giggle! Ah, the delights of family life…

  2. Sarah says

    May 10, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    oh no, poor Max, that isn’t funny 😆

  3. Amanda says

    May 10, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    :0) Not laughing!

  4. HelenHaricot says

    May 10, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    oh, but I am. poor max. both for torrid time at work and horrid foot at home!

  5. Merry says

    May 10, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    I do often wonder what the female equivalent of such a torrid work time is….

  6. Liz in Australia says

    May 10, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    Nope, I shouldn’t laugh, but I did. Poor Max! My DH has been having one of those weeks too…

  7. DaddyBean says

    May 11, 2007 at 12:49 am

    Poor old Max 🙁

    When I was 16 I had a summer job working as a surveyors assistant building the M20. When not doing out thing we had a wooden hut we would hang about in. For reasons that I can’t now remember some of them did literally get there ‘knobs on the table’ to compare them.

    I was a bit of an innocent 16 year old and was rather boggled at this 🙂

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