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You are here: Home / Uncategorized / We must need babel fish

We must need babel fish

August 15, 2006 by

Because clearly a fundamental communication error is occuring, otherwise how would my children translate

“please put the clothes you don’t need into a pile in the hall so i can take them upstairs”

into

“please kick my clean washing across the kitchen floor and liberally sprinkle it across the hallway where we can all walk over it until mum washes it again.”

Is it me?

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Comments

  1. Claire says

    August 15, 2006 at 8:34 am

    No, not you. Or if it is then it must be me too because C translates me asking him to put dirty clothes into the basket into leaving his pants on our bed, socks in the bathroom, top on the stairs and jeans on his pc chair!

  2. Lin says

    August 15, 2006 at 9:05 am

    Hmm, you think Babelfish may help? must give that a try because the exact same thing happens in our house (even if I place said washing directly into childs waiting arms), I thought it was a boy thing, lol!

  3. Amanda says

    August 15, 2006 at 9:17 am

    No its not you, its the problem of ‘Adult’ needs translating to ‘child’ apparently they are completly different languages. ;0)

  4. Milk Monster's Mum says

    August 15, 2006 at 10:45 am

    If you find a handy online supplier of babelfish, please let me know…

  5. t-bird says

    August 15, 2006 at 11:14 am

    sigh, I can’t train the other adult of hte house in that skill, I hope NO hope for the child….

  6. Deb says

    August 15, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    No, not you. Or at least, certainly not exclusively you!

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