From the family that brought you…
… the “serated edge of sellotape toe amputating incident”… followed by the “second bead up the nose incident”… now read all about the “trip to casualty with a washing up bowl related injury” extravaganza!!!! *rolls eyes*

Yes, dear readers its true… today my eldest daughter managed to run along the hall, fall on a washing up bowl, shatter the rim of it and use one spike of plastic to rip an incredibly deep gash into the side of her hip – and when i say deep – you could see skin layers!!!! You could see fat cells – it didn’t even bleed it was so deep!!!!! Poor little soul – she was very brave and is now all steri-stripped together. Bless her she asked, in a very small voice “will i be able to go to the toilet with this bandage on?” – its a patch on the OUTSIDE of one hip!!! Bless!

So – obviously i haven’t been here. Been awfully washed out all week but finally seemed to regain full consciousness today (had to save my energy for all the bead parcels!!!) Girls have been fabulous – well except for Scruff who has written over the whole house with red felt tip *rolls eyes AGAIN* She is a MONSTER that child! On Monday we went to see Moo do her singing at nursery – she was dressed up as a snowman in a white calico bag! Bless – “5 jolly snowman stand in a row..” sung in an american accent (or accident as Pud says!) of course. The rest of the week has been taken up with watching The Blue Planet, making Hama xmas decorations, watching Ice Age, painting wooden shapes and various other bits and bobs – nothing major really.

Pud stayed with my sister at the weekend and had a lovely time – and omg was the house quiet – she must make 4 times the noise of both the other two!!!!!

I notice i have missed 2nd class post for cards for the 29th year running… grin…